This guy has a 25 inc d***. He goes to the doctor and asks him how to get it smaller.
The doctor says \"go down to the islands and look for a witch doctor, he should know what to do.\"
So he flies to the islands and finds the witch doctor and asks him how to get his d*** smaller. The witch doctor tells him to go down the road to find this magical frog ask it to marry you and if she says no 5 inches will come off.
He walks down the road and sees the frog. He asks her to marry him and the frog says no. 5 inches come off. 20 inch d***
He says \" oh this is great!\" He goes again, \"frog will you marry me?\" frog says no. 5 more inches off. 15 inch d***.
He says \"Cool, I just have to ask the frog to marry me one more time and if it says no I will have a 10 inch d*** better then most men and better than what I had.
So he goes one more time \"Frog will you marry me?\"
The frog says \" How many times do I have to tell you, NO!, NO!, NO!!!!\"
2007-09-04
11:29:50
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