The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
2007-09-04 10:57:34 · 15 answers · asked by Rickard 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmaoooooooooooo nice one . keep ti up mate . cheers
hey ammy anne if u cant aprreciate joke than dont insult somebody as well plizz . this is joke section something which is borin to u may be new and funny to others . if u didnt liked it u shoud not have answered the joke with rude remarks
2007-09-04 11:11:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
amy anne was a bit crude, while its not a laugher, its not a bad joke, im sure if it were delivered in real life it might not be bad, but just reading it i didnt get much out of it personally, then again ive never been beaten by the lapd before
2007-09-04 11:02:42 · answer #2 · answered by Antonio Montana Jr. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao thats hilarious! Its so true!! my favourtie is the LAPD..."Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!".... =D where did you get this joke? Ive never heard it before =)
2016-04-03 03:41:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny..
2007-09-04 11:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by DrB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweet! i didn't expect that! i thought the fire was going to burn the bunny dead. fab. joke!
2007-09-04 11:14:11 · answer #5 · answered by Hr8320 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got one
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick
Whats green and smells like paint?
green paint
2007-09-04 11:02:14 · answer #6 · answered by gert 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahaha
2007-09-04 11:01:30 · answer #7 · answered by Tristan Robert Due March 20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i chuckled a tidbit
2007-09-04 11:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by bass p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan! I get it, though.
2007-09-04 11:02:44 · answer #9 · answered by DPL06351 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha
2007-09-04 11:25:54 · answer #10 · answered by Jesus loves you 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋