Whenever a question is asked about homosexuality....many people post....God made Adam and Eve...not Adam and Steve.
Well, who the heck made Adam and Steve then? I thought God created everyone...Bob, Mary, Robert, Ted, Suzie, etc....am I missing something? Do these fundies actually believe in evolution then? God made Adam and Eve...but, everyone else evolved from apes?
Come on fundies...get some new material...this stuff is getting old....you have worn out your rhetoric, and the regurgitation of your memorzied Sunday school verses is getting us nowhere....can you not speak from your heart?
Come on people give me a new line.....
2007-09-04 10:56:48 · 14 answers · asked by G.C. 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wasn't that saying coined by radical anti-gay activist Jerry Falwell back in the mid 80's? Not only is it worn out, it makes absolutely no sense since God made all of us. And if God didn't want us to be gay, He would not have created us that way.
2007-09-04 13:56:39 · answer #1 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Here's a few new lines...well maybe not so new, but always applicable.
1 Corinthians 6:9 -- 9Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders 10nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
Romans 1:24-27 -- 24Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. 25They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen.
26Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. 27In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.
2007-09-04 18:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by kaz716 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's an oldie but a goodie.
I think more importantly, who made Amos and Andy? Martin and Lewis? Abbot and Costello? Laurel and Hardy? Heckel and Jeckel? Dumb and Dumber?
Now those are good questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-04 18:03:52 · answer #3 · answered by James Bond 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Goddidit.
2007-09-04 17:59:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's a "fundie"?
Would I be considered one?
2007-09-05 00:01:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uck...
that adam and steve bull crap is something that Larry the redneck cable guy made famous
2007-09-04 18:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by death_by_stereo 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
God made all.
But he made Adam and Eve to fit together.
2007-09-04 18:04:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
listen procreation bitches god made people not just people who have penises and like vaginas he made blacks whites animals and he made adam and steve and
2007-09-04 23:20:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've thought of that too...i think though they mean sexually, because thats all they think about in thier pervert minds is sex, they dont care about the loving relationships that people have...because usually they dont have one themselves.
2007-09-04 18:06:42 · answer #9 · answered by EAT! 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ok, how about:
God made a penis and a vagina first and foremost...not a penis and a then another penis for procreation.
(Yes/No? Off the mark?)
Edit:
How about:
If sex was meant to be to just have fun playing with your ding-dong...he would have made you have two, one for each hand instead of having you look for another one from another guy.
God gave you ONE penis to fit into ONE vagina.
(Yes? No? I don't like this one so much, just playing with allegories with you...)
2007-09-04 18:04:15 · answer #10 · answered by CurlySue 6 · 3⤊ 4⤋