There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in esperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast.
The lady got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
What were you thinking?
Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!
2007-09-04 10:48:01 · 7 answers · asked by *mommy to 3 boys* 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL omg thats hilarious thx for the laugh
2007-09-04 13:05:30 · answer #1 · answered by Jesus loves you 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-04 11:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, I thought you were going to say she wanted bratwurst and ended up with cocktail wieners.
2007-09-04 10:52:46 · answer #3 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude,
that is pretty funny, it's worth a star!!!
2007-09-04 14:16:20 · answer #4 · answered by Kenzie :D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyy! I was laughing so hard ! so funny am going to tell my friends at the mall!!!!! i was dyning of laughter !!!
good one
2007-09-04 11:05:48 · answer #5 · answered by ` сhαcз сяαшfσяd ∞ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is so funny great joke
star 4 u
2007-09-04 11:07:53 · answer #6 · answered by stephie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah!funny then she buy some cow's BUTT!!!hehehehe STAR
2007-09-04 10:52:18 · answer #7 · answered by SeaN CHRISTIAN H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋