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We have a 5 month old daughter... I want to preternd to change her diaper, but instead get a clean diaper. With the clean diaper I want to put Refried Beans into it, and then show it to my wife, by way of rubbing it in her face. Haha?? or Nono?

Oh, afterwards, I will buy her a Coach or Dooney and Burke purse...

2007-09-04 10:24:38 · 17 answers · asked by Darius W 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

What's even better rub it on your face and start eating. yum yum.

2007-09-04 10:30:16 · answer #1 · answered by ra16297845 3 · 4 0

I think that if your wife has a sense of humor it would be okay. Try melting a candy bar in the diaper instead, because I think refried beans may make it a little less unbelievable. Good luck!

2007-09-04 11:03:05 · answer #2 · answered by Kristen 6 · 0 0

I wouldn't rub it in her face. That would be really mean and if she wears makeup, it would get messed up. I suggest dropping it on the floor, preferably on the carpet or somewhere where people would see it. Just make sure you don't really stain the carpet. Or you could drop it on the table so that it falls right by all the food.

Just make sure that whatever purse you get her is the perfect one. And give it to her right after she calms down. ;)

2007-09-04 10:38:25 · answer #3 · answered by iamkillerqueen09 3 · 0 0

Buy the purse then do the prank then buy a Dress....and mabey you will survive...if all else fails use the baby as a shield and hope shees love that baby enough not to rip thorugh it xD

2007-09-04 10:28:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Listen, women are not men. Me and you, we find this type of thing hilarious , but she might see this as another sign as to "her husband taking the health of our child for granted" and "we should go see a therapist and "you're too immature" and etc, etc. etc.,, you get the picture.

Play this joke on the kids uncle. Now that would be funny without any serious aftermath!



cheers

2007-09-04 10:45:52 · answer #5 · answered by El Griton 4 · 1 1

LOL, that would be completely disgusting! That would be the best prank to pull on a friend, but im not to sure about your wife.

2007-09-04 10:28:38 · answer #6 · answered by babsa_90 4 · 1 0

Sounds kind of juvenile, but then again if you do it make a video and send it into America's Funniest Videos.

2007-09-04 10:33:38 · answer #7 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0 0

Thats not a joke and not very original,if I was your wife and you did that to me you would wear a decent kick in the gonads (nuts).

2007-09-04 11:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

probably but you might want to clean the babys but instead of her doing it so she wont get mad,but it will be funny..

2007-09-04 10:31:11 · answer #9 · answered by I♥E.A. ♫☼♂ 2 · 0 0

after you done the prank quickly move on about what u brought her!

2007-09-04 11:13:56 · answer #10 · answered by ` сhαcз сяαшfσяd ∞ 2 · 0 0

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