A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman-then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend.
"My wife found out...
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."
2007-09-04 09:30:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
will not be able to post these for a while xxx come on own up xxx lol xx
2007-09-04 09:34:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 22:58:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now if only I can remember these for that next bridal shower game where you put advice on a card. My mind always goes blank.
2007-09-04 09:47:05 · answer #3 · answered by ☆miss☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More a Ha than a HA HA.
2007-09-04 09:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well thank you more laughter lines appearing
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2007-09-04 10:27:45 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny so he's saying beat him mother in-law all the way to death!
2007-09-04 09:36:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-09-04 09:36:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-09-04 09:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god, they just keep getting funnier.
2007-09-04 09:35:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2007-09-04 10:20:44 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋