A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?"asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
2007-09-04 09:29:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
give it back xxx NOW xxx
2007-09-04 09:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny! This stuff is great I have to tell someone!
2007-09-04 09:40:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well more lines on my forehead now
thanks
for the lines
laughter lines now
2007-09-04 10:24:49 · answer #3 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-09-04 10:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha they are well funny!
2007-09-04 09:35:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-04 09:34:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋