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I made coffee for my friend using a pot on the stove! And there was a coffee-maker sitting right there!

2007-09-04 09:24:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

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i lost my clothes on a nude beach,.....took me hours to find them,.....was walking around naked for hours trying to find them,.....

2007-09-04 09:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Forgot there was food in the oven, turned it off thinking that would be smart, and didn't look in there for 4 days during a heat wave. Maggots were crawling everywhere!

2007-09-04 09:32:59 · answer #2 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 2 0

My dog got sprayed by a skunk (for real), I had a few to many prior to this - after I washed the dog I left her in the wash tub to drip off, passed out and she stayed there for hours until I woke up. She couldn't/wouldn't jump out. She was one peed off puppy.

2007-09-04 09:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by Fester Frump 7 · 2 0

I don't remember. But my BF says I was doing flips into the pool and went down the waterslide after it was turned off. I don't even know how to do flips, why would I do that? I think he lies to me to make me feel silly. Or maybe I did do a flip. I'm sure it was awesome.

2007-09-04 09:32:57 · answer #4 · answered by ShavenLlama 4 · 1 1

LOL I usually get too wasted to say anything stupid. However, my friends said that one time, as I was laying on the bathroom floor floating in and out of consciousness, I said "I feel like watching Murder, She Wrote" LOL

Totally out of left field with that one!

2007-09-04 09:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by ╚╦DREW╦╝ 4 · 2 1

BAD:Threw up in the parking lot of a bowling alley place while on a blind date!
GOOD: played better at pool when drunk!! :)

2007-09-04 09:32:38 · answer #6 · answered by Txgirl23 4 · 1 1

Joined in on a little thing called the white boy dance off...at least I won with my mad pale skillz. Respect the Fonz dance.

2007-09-04 09:30:33 · answer #7 · answered by Townie 2 · 0 2

When I woke up to take a pee, instead of using the kitchen sink, I peed in my VCR.

2007-09-04 09:36:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

apparently i reverted back to when i was 4 and began singing old Barney the Dinosaur songs, and was speaking in Spanish...I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH. this is what i was told the next day. oh yeah, and i was the most fun then i've ever been in my entire life also. i should get trashed more often, says my sister

2007-09-04 09:29:43 · answer #9 · answered by Angelface 5 · 1 2

Got married.

2007-09-04 09:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by Woodman 5 · 1 1

drunk dialed everyone in my cell phone from Spain.

2007-09-04 09:27:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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