Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"
"! IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom. "We haven't even SWEPT together!"
2007-09-04 09:18:15 · 12 answers · asked by parrothair3 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lame...but cute!! :)
2007-09-04 09:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hiya! lol nicely heres sum lame ones.. a million. 2 peanuts have been jogging down a spooky highway at evening... One became into assaulted. 2. A termite walks right into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar mushy here?" 3. "Waiter! This espresso tastes like airborne dirt and mud." "sure sir, that is clean floor." 5. Why are proctologists so gloomy? They consistently have the tip in sight. 6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin' Catholic. 7. What did the apple say to the orange? no longer something stupid, apples do no longer communicate. 8. What do you do with a canines that has no legs? Take him out for a drag. 9. Why can no longer a rooster coop have extra beneficial than 2 doors? as a results of fact if it had 4 doors it can be a rooster sedan. 10. favourite final words of a mafia hitman: "Who placed the violin in the violin case?" 13. what's brown and feels like a bell? Dung. 14. What do you call a guy who by no capacity farts in public? a private practice. 15. What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit? a bad hare day. sixteen. have you ever seen an elephant hiding at the back of a flower? that is as a results of fact he hides nicely. 17. What became into the middle-piece of the as quickly as a year Anorexia and Bulimnia victims convention? A cake leaping out of a woman. 18. the place do kings save their armies? of their sleevies. 19. Why do no longer anteaters fall sick? as a results of fact they are crammed with anty-bodies.
2016-10-17 23:02:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEH HEH He only just came out of the closet too.
Corny (corn broom?) but funny
2007-09-04 09:22:38 · answer #3 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooo. well said the bride brrom u better go sweep the dust or else i will make u eat that dust . lol
cheers mate .
2007-09-04 09:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I was warned beforehand. Not the worst ever, though.
2007-09-04 09:21:52 · answer #5 · answered by wlucynsky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was ok..but since you asked if it was lame...i automaticly thought it was going to be.
2007-09-04 09:22:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute I guess.
2007-09-04 09:22:08 · answer #7 · answered by lighthousecastle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-09-04 10:21:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is kinda cute. hehehe
2007-09-04 09:26:03 · answer #9 · answered by UofL Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke was kool
2007-09-04 09:42:20 · answer #10 · answered by Ebony B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋