An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says,
"We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you will survive."
The four open the door and look out below.
The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers, "God Save The Queen," and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers, "Viva La France," and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers, "Remember the Alamo," and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
2007-09-04 09:05:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one thanks
2007-09-04 09:09:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats an old 1 but a good 1,its a while since ive heard it.The old jokes are the best!
2016-04-03 03:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by Gail 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup definately its funny . cheers and have funfull day
2007-09-04 09:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe. funny
2007-09-04 09:42:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but rasist
2007-09-04 09:10:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny!
2007-09-04 09:48:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-09-04 09:21:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really gud
2007-09-04 09:12:38 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Lesley ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEAAAAAA!
2007-09-04 09:17:45 · answer #9 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Thanks.
2007-09-04 09:20:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋