Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I'm not coming into work today."
The boss says:
"You know Bob I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."
2007-09-04 08:21:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i dunno if bob was lucky or not ....have a star
2007-09-04 08:27:11 · answer #1 · answered by puma 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Is that Bob from the Enzyte commercials?
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/_thumbs/enzyte-thumb.jpg
2007-09-04 10:44:22 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. Souldogs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lol
2007-09-04 08:37:00 · answer #3 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahaha!
Good one!
2007-09-04 08:29:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but read it on here before
2007-09-04 08:49:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL you get a star!
2007-09-04 08:31:02 · answer #6 · answered by amanda h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-09-04 08:26:42 · answer #7 · answered by breeze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2007-09-04 08:56:00 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Lesley ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha hahahaha brilliant, heres a star....xxx
2007-09-04 08:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was okay! HA HA
2007-09-04 08:27:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao. that was funni.
2007-09-04 09:34:43 · answer #11 · answered by hanna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋