TELEGRAM #1 A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,Which the father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
TELEGRAM #2 A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."
TELEGRAM #3 A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So He goes to order a birthday cake.The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "!You are getting better" at the bottom.The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".
Need A Star.........:)
2007-09-04 07:55:04 · 3 answers · asked by blueblood 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my stars those are cool.
2007-09-04 08:10:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats really funny hahahahahhaahahahahahha
Wala Ye le Tum ko hum eak STAR deti
2007-09-05 10:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by redumtion 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. funny! :]
2007-09-04 15:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by V. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋