Farmer Skyblucarp was taking his cow and it's new born calf to sell in the auction. On the way farmer Skyblucarp got robbed by thieves, who beat him up, stripped him of his clothes and tied him to a tree. Then taking the mother cow and Skyblucarp's clothes, the thieves escaped. They, however left the new born calf behind.
Poor farmer Skyblucarp suffered as for two days, he stood tied to a tree, stark naked and hungry. Fortunately, on the third day, some neighbors happened to pass by. They recognized skyblucarp and untied him. When they did, farmer skyblucarp picked up a huge stick and started bashing the calf with it.
"Why are you thrashing the poor calf?, his neighbors asked? To which farmer Skyblucarp replied, "I had to tell this beast for the past two days repeatedly that I am not your mother!, I am not your mother .......!!!"
2007-09-04 07:48:45 · 15 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha yeah very good ,,,poor old sky blue
2007-09-04 07:51:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
LAME>>>>>>I AM HONEST here's one for you Nine words women use 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 ) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. CHeeRioS
2016-05-21 02:53:22 · answer #2 · answered by drusilla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how come lve just seen this for the first time
my only hope is that it didnt have foot and mouth desease
your question therefore should be, who got the most pleasure, the calf or sky blue?
starred
2007-09-04 12:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wonder which one was the bigger sucker, pmsl, never mind skybluecarp i rub it better for you, hehehe
Have a star
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2007-09-05 01:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhahahahaaa brilliant hun, and i bet farmer skybluecarp enjoyed it too ..... pmsl
2007-09-04 08:45:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahahaaa, that one Blew me away lol.
2007-09-05 00:11:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor guy
2007-09-04 07:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha i love it have star. and skybluecarp you rock!
2007-09-04 10:33:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha poor cow!!
:-)))
2007-09-04 10:46:47 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very very funny
2007-09-04 07:59:06 · answer #10 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋