knock-knock jokes and jokes that a five year old would appreciate would be great
2007-09-04 06:26:28 · 12 answers · asked by metanoia 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
http://www.parentinghumor.com/activityecenter/jokes/index.html
that sites got a ton of jokes.
my faves
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Oops, I'm out of Kleenex!
2007-09-04 07:57:07 · answer #1 · answered by sunshineee (: 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I also love interrupting cow. Here are a few more good ones:
Q: what do you call batman and robin after they get squished?
A: Flatman and ribbon
Q:What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: time to get a new fence
Q: why did the boy ghost like the girl ghost?
A: she was boo-tiful
Q: What are the three letters of the pirate alphabet?
A: Argh (r) Aye(I) and Booty
at easter try the "ether bunny series"
Knock Knock...
Eather
W?
Ether bunny
KK
Samoa
W?
Samoa Ether Bunnies
KK
Stilmore
W?
Stilmore Ether bunnies
KK
Ether net
W?
I use it to catch ether bunnies
KK
Cargo
W?
Cargo "beep beep" and run over all the ether bunnies
KK
Boo
W?
You dont have to cry about it, there will be samoa ether bunnies next year.
P.S. 5-year old think you are a genius if you can do "pull my finger"
Or something from one of these sites:
2007-09-04 07:00:08 · answer #2 · answered by alaindrea 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
These were some of my moms "classics" when I was a kid...
1) knock knock
who's there
boo
boo who?
why are you crying?
2) knock knock
who's there
Oswald
Oswald who?
Os-wald my bubble gum!
3) knock knock
who's there?
turner
turner who?
turn-er round your face is killing me!
4) knock knock
Who's there?
little old lady
little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
5)Did you hear about the skunk family who went to church?
They had to sit in their own pew!
2007-09-04 06:43:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This joke is juvenille, but kinda out dated for a five year old now unless they know who Mario is..
Q: What are Mario's over-alls made out of?
A: Denim Denim Denim ( sang like the song from the original Mario bro)
2007-09-04 06:34:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-09 22:43:23 · answer #5 · answered by yagoda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it!
ahahaha, I love that joke.
2007-09-04 14:33:08 · answer #6 · answered by Grandpa Stanley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of a train carries bubble gum??
A Choo Choo train
2007-09-04 07:04:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's white, black and red all over? A baby skunk with a diaper rash!
2007-09-04 06:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by ArtsyRNmom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock....who's there? Dwayne...Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub im drowning!!!!!
2007-09-04 06:32:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
KNOCK-KNOCK...
Who's there?
THE INTERRUPTING COW...
The interrupt --
MOOOOO...
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Why is the sky blue?
Because if it was green we wouldn't know where to stop mowing...
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You 'neek up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
2007-09-04 06:35:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋