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A Mother's Dictionary ...

* Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again.
* Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
* Family Planning: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
* Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
* Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
* Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
* Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
* Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
* Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
* Ow: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
* Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
* Show-off: A child who is more talented than yours.
* Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
* Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing superman pajamas.
* Two Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
* Verbal: Able to whine in words.
* Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house...
* Weekend: When dad gets to play golf while mom catches up on the laundry, cleans the house, runs errands, etc.

Answer 1

ha ha ha funny on funn y

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Pretty funny! my favorite:
Ow: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
LOL

Answer 4

Some are very funny, some OK and some are just definitions!

Answer 5

I liked the definitions of:
grandparents
show-off
top bunk

I think you have to be a mom to appreciate the joke.
Thanks for sharing.

Answer 6

Very cute definitions.

Answer 7

Oh screw the weekend part. Guys suck. This joke isn't funny because it is too true.

Answer 8

i really only liked the superman one

Answer 9

That's cute.

Answer 10

ha ha