taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost.
After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!"
"Sorry. I didn't realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much," the passenger says.
"It's not your fault," replies the cabbie.
"Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse"
2007-09-04 03:12:44 · 14 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao! awesome!
2007-09-04 04:32:09 · answer #1 · answered by Arraya 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The man who gets turned away should call the cab company and complain- be sure to give them the number of the cab. Many companies have a policy that requires drivers to accept dogs accompanying individuals who are handicapped (seeing eye dogs, hearing dogs, dogs for seizure control, etc.) Also, in some cities, this is a violation of city regulations for cab drivers, and the driver could lose his license to operate a cab. If someone chooses not to be around dogs for religious reasons, that's fine. (I have Muslim friends who adopted a dog from the shelter, so this is not a universal belief among Muslims). It's okay with me if they just don't like dogs and don't want to be around them. However, if that's the case then they must choose work that does not involve being around dogs, and being a taxi driver includes picking up people with seeing eye dogs.
2016-04-03 02:44:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When they tapped the driver on the shoulder he must have been driving 25 mile an hour!
2007-09-09 05:34:15 · answer #3 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol now I am needing to be careful next time I get into a cab!!!
Thanks chucky for the laugh!! LOve ur jokes!♥
2007-09-04 05:45:48 · answer #4 · answered by ~♥ Hazey Pazey ♥~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reading that twice today
sort of takes away the
surprise ending.
2007-09-09 05:56:46 · answer #5 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was nice :)
tap tap
haha
2007-09-04 07:51:14 · answer #6 · answered by Helen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one like it
2007-09-04 03:27:32 · answer #7 · answered by freddy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was very good
2007-09-04 03:59:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahha...i like this one
2007-09-10 19:32:41 · answer #9 · answered by swt4life03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute.
2007-09-04 03:28:17 · answer #10 · answered by tetlitea 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋