Customer: "I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get
through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".
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>Samsung Electronics
>Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack ?"
>Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking
>about".
>Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly
states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack ?"
>Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".
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2007-09-04 02:59:28 · 10 answers · asked by angeleyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Directory Enquiries
>Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in
Cardiff please".
>Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?"
>Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off".
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>Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
>Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
>Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in
Scotland ".
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>On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
>"I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on".
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2007-09-04 03:00:52 · update #1
people really are quite stunningly stupid sometimes
2007-09-04 03:05:47 · answer #1 · answered by Jody W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, sadly the world is full of them.
2007-09-04 11:42:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol the first one is so funny!
2007-09-04 10:12:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the last one ha ha
2007-09-04 10:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by Smoochy Poochy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
completley and utterly funi seriouse
2007-09-04 10:07:55 · answer #5 · answered by bumble bee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-04 12:31:46 · answer #6 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
corny
2007-09-04 13:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-07 12:44:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting....lol
2007-09-04 10:48:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love erm thanks for the giggles.. have a star
2007-09-04 12:09:36 · answer #10 · answered by dididdleydihi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋