Seriously the only one i can remember, i thought i would share it, if one person laughs it'll be worth it - and yes, i know this isn't a question, what can i say -i'm feeling rebellious.
Duck walks into a bar
Duck: You got any bread
Barman: No this is a bar
Next day the same duck comes back in
Duck:You got any bread?
Barman: No mate, i told you yesterday, no bread - this is a bar
Next day the duck comes back
Barman: Before you ask, this is a bar, we serve drinks and crisps, we don't have bread
Next day the duck comes in again
Duck: Got any br..
Barman: Listen pal.. WE HAVENT GOT BREAD! IF YOU COME BACK IN HERE TOMORROW ASKING FOR BREAD I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR DAM BEAK TO THIS BAR!!!"
Next day same duck walks into the bar
Duck: You got any nails?
Barman: NO!
Duck: You got any bread.
x
2007-09-04 02:57:11 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
l m a o - very good
2007-09-04 03:02:06 · answer #1 · answered by Raine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my willy", he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and
I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've
caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in
a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??" "There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
"I can't pee out of it," he replied.
2007-09-04 23:23:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahas, star for you! :D
I think if this was made into a cartoon short film, it'll look very comical! :]
2007-09-04 05:14:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
soooo funny!!!
thx for the laugh
i love it!!!
it is worth sharing it with other people.
your star is on the way!!!
2007-09-04 03:33:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute! I loved it! I have to say Funny=sTaR!
2007-09-04 03:06:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it
2007-09-04 09:17:59 · answer #6 · answered by cool 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh thanks!!xx
2007-09-04 04:39:48 · answer #7 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought that was really funny gave you a star
2007-09-04 03:05:24 · answer #8 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it
2007-09-07 06:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasnt the best joke ive heard but it still made me laugh.
xx
2007-09-04 03:46:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋