A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of beer. Where upon he asks the drunkard, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunkard answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the him, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunkard replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again but for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunkard again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks him in the water again --- but this time he holds him down for about 3 mins.
2007-09-04 02:56:44 · 6 answers · asked by naijagunner 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asked the drunkard again, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
2007-09-04 02:57:06 · update #1
Wow, its excellent !
you brightened up my day dude
you get a star
2007-09-04 03:07:19 · answer #1 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heheheheh cnt help but giggle at it totally jokes
2007-09-04 10:11:40 · answer #2 · answered by bumble bee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, heard it b4 but still funny
2007-09-04 11:00:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it =D
2007-09-04 10:19:31 · answer #4 · answered by Luthien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, i ⥠it.
2007-09-04 11:16:27 · answer #5 · answered by Uh huh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh
2007-09-04 11:09:02 · answer #6 · answered by michelle v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋