A little fella(Nemesis) walks into a bar. Unfortunately, there is a pile of dog **** just inside the door, and he slips in it and falls over. He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to the bar and buys a drink.
A great big man (Skybluecarp) then enters the bar. He slips in the same pile of ****, falls, gets up, cleans up and buys a drink.
The little guy (Nemesis) turns to the big guy (Skybluecarp) and, trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, "I just did that."
The big guy (Skybluecarp) punches him in the mouth.
2007-09-04 02:32:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha smila, could never sink that LOW
2007-09-04 02:50:52 · update #1
oh geez, and there was me thinking that nemesis didnt have a sense of humour
2007-09-04 06:19:56 · update #2
If fishes were wishes, oh, nearly forgot there maybe under 21's on here.......
Didn't find it funny at all,!
EXCELLENT & FECKING HILARIOUS, LITERALLY PEED MYSELF LAUGHING!
2007-09-04 05:59:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-09-04 02:39:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2007-09-04 02:36:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Carpy strikes again hehehe
Have a star
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2007-09-04 05:31:24 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaaaaaa is the sh*t about to hit the fan again?
Yes ... another night of happy families lol
2007-09-04 04:32:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that def gets a star you are an evil Bast*rd. pmsl
2007-09-04 03:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahaaaaaa, pmsl here, that's more like it matey, you've sunk to my level lol.
2007-09-04 02:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nice one mate i like that one
2007-09-04 12:56:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did this actually happen??Anyway,lol.
2007-09-04 04:47:37 · answer #9 · answered by Uh huh 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oooooooh you great big man you, should have rubbed his nose in it, sorry phil
2007-09-04 02:38:54 · answer #10 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋