6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
And the number one reason computers are female...
1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it!
2007-09-04 02:28:46 · 31 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahhh so true, but you missed the fact that you think you can't live without them and if they break, you spend all your spare time trying to get another!
2007-09-04 02:52:20 · answer #1 · answered by Jody W 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think computers are female because they tend to get in a mess for no reason and I`ve never been able to master them but when they run well they are the best thing that you can work with
2007-09-04 02:44:35 · answer #2 · answered by Expara 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha! Very funny! Witty and clever!! But I'm surprised the Irish could actually count to 10. Have a *star*.
2016-05-21 01:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-09-04 03:38:48 · answer #4 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. Especially after the fact that mine packed up last night! Star for you honey.
2007-09-04 03:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its true yes and I gave you a star although I dont like starring JOKES that ask for one.
P.s...every one says very clever but I wonder if you really made it up yourself or if you heard it somewhere. Be honest.
2007-09-04 03:05:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a real star you hit the nail on d head there.it is very true
2007-09-04 03:55:13 · answer #7 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
Doesn't #6 mean that the computer could be male, too? J/K! You got a star!
2007-09-04 03:12:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! And it certainly explains why mine's always crashing!
2007-09-04 02:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like a woman who can laugh about jokes about women,
2007-09-04 02:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by Doodle 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋