A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for an al se x, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.
The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"
She said that she did.
He asked, "Does it hurt you?"
She said no.
The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice ana l se x, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."
The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant from ana l s ex?"
The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"
*(sorry if any lawyers reading)*
2007-09-04 02:19:53 · 25 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what type of birth control?
Pepto Bismol
white rice
Cops are conceived when their parents are playing "cops and rubbers"
2007-09-04 02:32:52 · answer #1 · answered by ditdit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-09-04 02:23:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doctor Doctor the invisible man's outside That's all right tell him I can't see him. Doctor Doctor I think I'm a pair of curtains Pull yourself together then.
2016-05-21 01:00:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-09-04 03:46:12 · answer #4 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very crude joke. But good nevertheless! If lawyers come that way, what about policemen?
2007-09-04 02:25:57 · answer #5 · answered by Nature lover! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Plonk ! Sorry, I've just laughed my tail off.
Very good.
Nessie xxxxx
2007-09-04 04:30:05 · answer #6 · answered by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeh lmao well worth a star that one
2007-09-04 04:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
girl i'v got u 2 cheer me up i cant stop laughin.
2007-09-04 04:10:00 · answer #8 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats brilliant
2007-09-04 02:24:26 · answer #9 · answered by laura 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
F U N N Y
2007-09-04 02:24:00 · answer #10 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋