A blonde pulls in her driveway and walk into her house. She smells smoke as she opens the door and realizes her house is on fire. She grabs the phone and dials 911 to call the fire department to report the fire.
The operator on the other end answers and the blonde screams frantically, "Help, my house is on fire!"
The operator tries to calm the blonde and asks her what her address is. The blonde says, "123 Oak Street, please hurry!"
The operator then asks the blonde, "How do we get there?"
The blonde replies, "DUH, in a big red truck!"
2007-09-04 02:12:51 · 12 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Made me chuckle, thanks!!
2007-09-04 02:30:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Other than Firestar? Who said Firestar was my favorite? Haha! I mean, I love him and all, but for some reason the main characters are never my favorites... Hmm, this is a tough question... Let's see... Well, I love Leafpool and Squirrelflight. They're really good characters, some of my favorites in the entire series. In my opinion, the second series was the best. I really didn't like Jayfeather or Lionheart. Hollyleaf was mostly awesome, but then in the sixth book of the third series... *sighs* That's what happens to all the good characters, huh? Anyway, I also loved Graystripe. He's pretty awesome. But Leafpool, Squirrelflight, and Hollyleaf were probably my all time favorites. There are also some minor characters I absolutely loved. Like some of the kits in the second series. They were great.
2016-05-21 00:58:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-09-04 03:47:18 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really, really funny. I award you a very big star
2007-09-04 02:19:40 · answer #4 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like the operator was blonde, too
:-DDD
2007-09-04 02:18:59 · answer #5 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad at all! lol
2007-09-04 03:08:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm. sorry, star no star!
2007-09-04 02:19:52 · answer #7 · answered by Bbobs 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He he he
2007-09-04 03:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-04 02:31:42 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
okay this is not funny
2007-09-04 02:34:19 · answer #10 · answered by ♥M♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is great
star
2007-09-04 02:54:49 · answer #11 · answered by surfer_ade_uk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋