An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My p enis died today."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she says to Mr. Goldstein, "please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his p enis hanging out of his pyjamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "I thought you told me your p enis had died?"
"It did," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
2007-09-04 02:10:57 · 10 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. great babe
2007-09-04 02:43:18 · answer #1 · answered by surfer_ade_uk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-04 09:17:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. A star for you. 11/10
2007-09-04 09:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-09-04 10:47:54 · answer #4 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was so freakin funny. Not right, i really shouldn't laugh, but it is funny. Have a star *****
2007-09-04 09:17:25 · answer #5 · answered by catluvr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny it made me and harriot laugh :D
2007-09-04 09:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-04 09:33:17 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He he he he he he
2007-09-04 10:33:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haahahhah.....funny.
2007-09-04 09:22:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-04 09:15:40 · answer #10 · answered by Afi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋