the wife asked for this one so here goes xx funny but true xxx ?? its a long one sorry girls xx?

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This is a heads up to those friends who haven't experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have. Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose.

Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I know it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches lower than my original) to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. Now, my rear end complimented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion.

It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time. How clever and fiendish.

Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning. In despair I gave up my T-shirts. What could they do to me next?

My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving turkey it now resembled. That's why I decided to tell my story. I can't take on the medical profession by myself.

Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee. That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement part, don't you? The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted", look again. Was it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs...and I hope Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!

This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS.

P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

oops just been slapped by the misses xxx

Answer 1

hahahahhaha
thx 'mrs chris'

Answer 2

Hi Chris, Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe... The do not say had me laughing and rolling on the floor. I Loved everyone of them. Thank You Chris for making my Night great!!! Something to sleep on hear shortly. Lol Lol A Friend. poppy1

Answer 3

This stuff is going to happen to me in about 10 years time. It's great to see tackled with humour as we all have to get older. You make me laugh!!!

Answer 4

OMG think the same thieves are operating in my area!!!!! Help me stop them! We gotta set up some sort of neighbourhood watch or something. Who will help me in this????

:) xx

Answer 5

have your mrs. slap you again for me!
i woke up one day to discover i had my mothers butt. since she cremated i can't check to see if they removed it from her.

Answer 6

I bet she did alright not, hehehehe

Answer 7

Soooo sad, but true!!

Answer 8

hahahahaha

Answer 9

heehee, funny

Answer 10

ha ha ha funny