Prime Minister was visiting one of finest hospitals and during his tour of the wards, he passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating.
"Oh God," said the PM, "that`s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry sir, but this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up rapidly with semen. If he doesn`t do what he is doing at least 5 times per day, he could swell up and he might die"
"Oh, I am sorry," said the PM, "I was unaware that such a medical condition existed."
On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young, blonde nurse was performing oral sex on another patient.
"Oh my God," said the PM, "What`s happening here?"
The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
2007-09-03 23:32:23 · 7 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whoa this is funny
something similar
The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught mother."My child has swallowed a contraceptive."
The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door,the phone rang again. "You do not have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."
2007-09-03 23:36:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-03 23:04:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is just the incentive that we need in the US . I bet our health care system would improve tremendously with the majority of the Cabinet being men!!! lol
2007-09-04 00:10:47 · answer #3 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think i'm missing the punchline?
Anyone care to explain?
2007-09-03 23:37:52 · answer #4 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
gd 1! star
2007-09-03 23:36:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was great,
where do you get that silly joke from
you must be mad
2007-09-03 23:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
terrible! but funny.
2007-09-03 23:37:45 · answer #7 · answered by Beanbag 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋