At school, ive got a heap of work i have to do, + im being bullied with like writing on the wall. mum knows bout it, but i really dont want to go 2 school. does any one know a good way to fake sick, like fever and all? thx
2007-09-03 22:14:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
you're a girl ..... go for the Period Pain !!! Sometimes it can be very severe and it hurts with cramps etc ... play on it.
Good Luck !
2007-09-03 22:23:08 · answer #1 · answered by • Koala • uʍop ɹǝpun 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You've got Internet access... look up the symptoms for some common illness and come up with a way to mimic the symptoms. Don't use anything that's going to cause a hospital trip, but it's easy to fake nausea, Making your hands cold and clammy with some ice in a sock will make it seem more realistic. Not all illnesses cause fevers, but if you raise your temperature a little with some exercise before your "performance", it'll lend more credence to your act.
None of this will solve your school problems... you should really talk to your counselor about it (I know the counselors in my schools were worthless, but it's a good first step). Don't worry about people writing about you on the walls... if that's your idea of bullying then you've got it light. Don't let them get to you, and especially don't let them know that it gets to you. Ignore it, or better yet, laugh it off... and they won't get the satisfaction that they're looking for. If this fails you could always hire someone to kick their asses :)
2007-09-04 05:28:11 · answer #2 · answered by Solarcide 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a baseball bat to school and flip out on your locker...that'll get their attention
2007-09-04 05:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by rumblecookie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋