A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
2007-09-03 21:54:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfaooooooooooooo . i loved it so here your golden star lol
cheers
2007-09-03 22:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 22:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-09-03 23:19:23 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one and have a star.
2007-09-03 22:56:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, I'm going to give you a star.
2007-09-03 21:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-03 22:21:12 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my bad this one is the best so far today!!!!!!
i think i may have heard it before though
STAR!!!!
2007-09-04 03:26:57 · answer #7 · answered by Dea B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-09-03 22:45:25 · answer #8 · answered by chicanaGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-03 23:14:53 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!!!!Star for you!!!
2007-09-03 22:34:16 · answer #10 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋