A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?
2007-09-03 21:41:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH YEAH!!! Now that's a good one too.....wish I could star you 10 times one that one! LMAO
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2007-09-04 01:50:21 · answer #1 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-05-21 00:15:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mines better.................................
A young farm lad from North Iowa goes off to college, but about 1/3 of
The way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the
Money his parents gave him.
Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't
Believe the wonders that modern education is coming up with! Why, they
Actually have a program here at Iowa State that will teach our dog Ole
Blue how to talk!"
"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that
Program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into
The course.” So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000. About 2/3 way
Through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again.
"So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't
Believe this - they've had such good results with this program that
They've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"
"READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in
That program?"
Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class.” His father sends the
Money.
The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find
Out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited.
"Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
Before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicked back
In the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does.
Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing' around
With that little redhead who lives in town?'
The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a ***** before he talks to
Your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"
(The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.......)
2007-09-10 09:14:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Q. What is the difference between Medium and Rare?
A. Medium is 6 inches. Rare is 8 !
Funny you get a *
2007-09-04 03:00:04 · answer #4 · answered by RLD 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-09-03 22:18:24 · answer #5 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That woman is blonde? Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
2007-09-09 15:24:54 · answer #6 · answered by witch2order 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tats really funny, i am expecting some more stuff from u dude keep going
2007-09-11 17:25:34 · answer #7 · answered by bhaonpc 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You still haven't mentioned where one can get these ex-large !
2007-09-10 14:01:48 · answer #8 · answered by charlie the 2na 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lord, I would do the same if i had the need. thank god husband is packing more heat than hell. wooooooo. thats soooo funny. i like you.
2007-09-10 11:47:14 · answer #9 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha...Yeah that is what all of us women do when we are looking for a man.
2007-09-03 21:45:05 · answer #10 · answered by jbahhh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋