Are these good funny jokes?

Question

Gotta Love The Irish and God Bless Them.

Gotta Love The Irish
>
> Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an
> important
> meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
>
> Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me.
>
> If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the
> rest
> of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey".
>
> Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
>
> Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~
>
>
> Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man
> he
> meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
>
> The man said, "I do Father."
>
> The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
>
> Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
>
> "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there
> against
> the wall," said the priest.
>
> Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go
> to
> heaven?
>
> O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father.
>
> The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when
> you
> die you don't want to go to heaven?"
>
> O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group
> together to go right now."
>
> +++++++++ +++++++++ ++++++++
>
> Paddy was in New York . He was patiently waiting, and watching the
> traffic
> cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and
> shouted, "Okay pedestrians" . Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.
>
> He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.
>
> After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians" for the tenth time, Paddy
> went
> over to him and said, "Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?"
>
>
> ++++++++ +++++++++ +++++
>
> Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in
> the
> obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend
> Finney.
>
> "Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"
>
> "Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?"
>
> +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++
>
> An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for
> speeding
> in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath
> and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir,
> have you been drinking?"
>
> "Just water," says the priest.
>
> The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
>
> The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it
> again!"

Warren I actually am Australian from Polish parents.

Answer 1

zzz... ay stil didint hir yu kwayt wel. aym stil luking pur inir pis. hmmm... beer... zzz...

Answer 2

HeeehawwwwwWWWW!!! Really FUNNY!!

Every one of them! Asking God for parking space, and promising things, and when found one .... Forget about it! LOL!

And that guy thinking the priest was collecting a group to go right now to Heaven! And a catholic priest waiting so long for the policeman to call the catholics' turn to go! And wondering if the call was made from either Hell or Heaven! But the last one is the jewel! God turning water into wine again!

Thanks, Papa Chuck! Thanks for sharing.

Answer 3

Nice one dawg...

I loved this the most- O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

Hahahahaha... This is nice.

I was kiked wide awake by these jokes...

Keep up the great ones rolling and save me from falling asleep.

Thanx and a star in return, for YU.

Answer 4

Not your best... But I still laughed. So, it must be funny. Could it be, that the Great, the One and Only Snow Kid, is running dry???? Tune in next time, fans and hams... When the kid makes us laugh again! (Now your entire audience is in suspense!)

Answer 5

Love them. Funniest thing since Guiness and Potatoes.

Answer 6

Yes. Very funny. Glad you aren't Polish.

Answer 7

Oh yes, those are good jokes. I nearly wet myself after reading the one on the parking space. :D

Answer 8

I fully expected to find stupid jokes, but a couple of them actually made me laugh out loud.

Answer 9

Nice!

Answer 10

I loved the last one!