Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts
2007-09-03 20:36:11 · 14 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You must have read my personal profile to find the 5 tips for women!
All 5 are very good guides for women (and men).
DE
2007-09-03 21:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No answer except that I really enjoyed these jokes. I am 59 and relate to it well! Good job! I agree with your tips about men and I am 59 and things are starting to go south!! lol
2007-09-04 03:42:07 · answer #2 · answered by luv2seashore1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny.
2007-09-04 04:11:19 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-09-04 05:14:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A star for you
2007-09-04 06:00:03 · answer #5 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amen
2007-09-04 03:45:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i thought you said one for conan
2007-09-04 03:41:26 · answer #7 · answered by Conan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha this is really funny lmao^_^
2007-09-04 03:45:21 · answer #8 · answered by ♥~ Ms.J~♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO GIRL: THAT MADE MY MORNING FOR REAL.
2007-09-04 03:39:36 · answer #9 · answered by CEYISHA S 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
girl power!! haha.! lmao.. ;p
2007-09-04 05:57:16 · answer #10 · answered by ayra67_angelz 4 christ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋