2007-09-03 19:47:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
One of my favorite paradoxical questions is:
Can God create a weight so heavy that He can't lift it ?
Is a god to whom any paradox, that a human can conceive of, being applied really much of a god ? It is a question you must answer yourself.
'The God Delusion,' by Richard Dawkins
2007-09-03 20:01:39 · answer #1 · answered by mindoversplatter 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus can't press any pounds; he's been dead for over 2000 years.
2007-09-04 03:21:49 · answer #2 · answered by John Silver 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is this a trick question? When Jesus does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up! He's helping the Earth avoid an asteroid! Damn, ask such a silly question again and he'll rip your head off!
2007-09-04 02:53:47 · answer #3 · answered by Little Mac 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He was the ancient equivalent to a construction worker (that is a fact by the way), so maybe a lot...
He also ate a Mediterranean diet which probably made him very healthy...
2007-09-04 02:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by Adyghe Ha'Yapheh-Phiyah 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The only workout he's been doing for the past 2000 years or so is pushing up daisies...
2007-09-04 02:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
being an aspect of the One God he can press the whole damned universe if he want to. maybe he has and we haven't noticed.
2007-09-04 02:53:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Any amount; if He endured three days of torture, He could press any weight....but He doesn't need to.
2007-09-04 03:08:16 · answer #7 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the weight of the ENTIRE world, the people in it, and ALL of their emotional burdens.
and he doesn't press it-he carries it on his shoulders
2007-09-04 02:53:27 · answer #8 · answered by prncessang228 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus (pbuh) was sent by God and by Will of God He (PBUH) can do any miracle.
On His (PBUH) second comming He (PBUH) will establish kingdom of God in whole world.
2007-09-04 03:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by Faisal F 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋