A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about p u $ $ y, and their
b**ch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks,
"What's a pussy?"
The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary
and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a pussy." the son
then asks "What's a *****?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a
picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a *****."
The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television.
The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a pussy?" The father
doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his
Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle
around the vagina and says "Son, this is a pussy!"
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about
asks "Then, what is a *****?"
The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle!"
2007-09-03 18:59:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfaooooooooooooooo. hillarious joke mate 10/10
well lucky he drew the circle not the triangle other wise dad would have That's everything outside the Pillgrim!!
cheers mate have nice day
2007-09-03 19:09:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Lion, Hahahaha Not bad it's kind of cute with the little boy asking questions. Love that little boy..
Lol Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-09-03 23:11:26 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is full of STARS!!!!
Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that's come off of me fly? I canna button me pants. "
"Oh Angus ... I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."
About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling doon the stairs.
Walking back in the door with a blackend eye and a bloody nose comes Angus. The little lady looks at him and says, "My god, what happened to ya? Did you ask her like I told you?"
"Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button an she did. Everything was goin fine but when she bent doon to bite off the wee thread, Mr. MacDonald walked in... "
2007-09-03 19:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha. LMAO. Starred! Banging sheep hahaha.
2016-05-20 23:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny... But how many star is the min & max?
2007-09-03 19:07:31 · answer #5 · answered by scottcky1985 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! LMAO!!
2007-09-03 19:06:06 · answer #6 · answered by ryanandwendy98 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that funny because it mentions a vagina?
2007-09-03 19:28:08 · answer #7 · answered by Scozbo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes i like
2007-09-03 19:11:40 · answer #8 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the Guys (LOL) For the ladies (PIG!)
Star for you!!
2007-09-03 19:03:09 · answer #9 · answered by Whynot 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok i gave a star that was good
2007-09-03 20:19:30 · answer #10 · answered by heads 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋