1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Iron
3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Lino?: You CAN Tell the Difference!
6. If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I
7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator won't Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II
8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
10. Recycling Skills II: Polystyrene that Came in the Boxes that the electronics Came In
11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Shaving Stubble from the Sink
12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!
13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to run Out of Toilet Paper!
14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to Oxfam
15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts
16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware
17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
18. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut
19. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Videos That Don't Fall under the "Action/Adventure" Category
20. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
21. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Toilet
22. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
23. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
24. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
25. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It
2007-09-03 18:54:39 · 16 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaaa good one. lol
2007-09-04 12:21:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
Especially 11 & 15.
2007-09-04 04:50:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny. How about learning to find the instructions and Learning how to read and follow instructions!!
These might stop new objects flying across the room and ending up broken!!
:-)))
2007-09-03 22:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tools: Just because you were born with a tool does not mean that you have to fix every woman's equipment.
2007-09-03 22:54:15 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet you're going to have to chain him to a fence for him to go along with that List.
2007-09-03 19:01:22 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! Wish I could have it framed and hung on the wall where he could see it.
2007-09-03 18:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
23,24,and 25 my hubby needs to work on those ones!! hahahahahahaha!!
2007-09-04 07:36:32 · answer #7 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool although not really options more like guide lines...
2007-09-03 18:58:28 · answer #8 · answered by Jose H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will have to get my boyfriend to read this and then tell him if he doesn't change I will be KICKING HIM TO THE ROAD!!!!!!!! Thanks for writing this out for me so I can get my boyfriend to read this!!! Please keep them coming there Jim!!!!
2007-09-03 19:41:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny one, it's to early for me. it's just gone 3:03 here......lol...xxx
2007-09-03 21:04:56 · answer #10 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i printed these off so my husband could read them, and he laughed so hard, he let a fart escape!
2007-09-03 19:00:49 · answer #11 · answered by niiice kitty 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋