Pastafarians and Atheist: Does the FSM have it's own trinity?

Question

I think it would be a good idea to have a trinity version of our own......The Flying Spaghetti Monster(father) the Walking Spaghetti Monster(holy spirit) and the Swimming Spaghetti Monster(son)

Not only that, we should encourage others to learn more about "polyatheism" and their "polyatheistic gods":

Russell's teapot, Invisible Pink Unicorn and Yahooweh(Y!HWH for short)

Answer 1

Of course it is a trinity. Flour eggs and water. Or it could be a double trinity of noodles, sauce and cheese.

Answer 2

Thou should be stoned to deathe for Thou Blasphemeth against the One True Atheist God and Its Holy Trinity. For there is no God but Evolution, Creator of All Living Things through The Holy Trinity of Natural, Sexual, and Artificial Selection, and Charles Darwin is Its Prophet. Gulags and Death to All Infidels and Blasphemers, and Glory be to Our Great Secular Crusaders. By my count, we're at least on secular Crusade number 3 to 'the Holy Land' (Napoleon (1798 on), Allenby of Armagedon (1917 on), and the secular socialist Zionist movement), and at least on secular Crusade number 4 to the Garden of Eden (which is somewhere in Iraq which we've invaded in World War One, bombed and gassed in the 1920s, and invaded again in 1991 and 2003). So personally I find it easier to accept Great Jokers In The Sky than Spaghetti Monsters.

Apart from anything else, and since you mention Russell's Teapot, in the last year or so I've seen Richard Dawkins say on 3 separate occasions on TV that he's atheistic about the possibility of teapots orbiting the Sun without any of his critics replying that every teapot on Earth is orbiting the Sun. Personally I think that this apparent fault in reality is more likely to be the handiwork of some Great Joker In The Sky than Evolution through the Mechanism of Flying Spaghetti Monsters, but doubtless that makes me guilty of Thoughtcrime. Meanwhile another of many apparent Great Jokes in this idiotic world seems to be the impossibility (at least so far) of getting anybody to seriously consider the implications of the question 'If it's so self-evident that a god or gods is/are as absurd as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or The Great Atheistic Absurdity In The Sky, then why do billions of people, many of them scientists and philosophers, seem to believe in a god or gods while no sane adult seems to believe in Santa, the Tooth Fairy, the FSM, or the GAAITS?'

If I weren't such a perverse agnostic, I'd probaby believe in Santa, TF, FSM (both with and without Trinities) and GAAITS myself, all as arguably inevitable side-effects of an arguably highly probable infinitely diverse Multiverse, but then few people would ever be so offensive as to accuse me of being a sane adult.

Still, if it be to Ye Amusemente of Ye Greate Jokere(s) in Ye Skye, then maybe some day I'll find the energy to ask the above question in this forum and see what happens, but right now it seems to amuse She He It or They that I remain my usual chronically procrastinating self. So in the meantime may the grace and blessings of Brian of Nazareth be with ye all until it pleaseth Ye Great Jokere(s) that it happeneth otherwise.

Answer 3

FSM (the father) FLM (Flying Linguini Monster) the Son and FRM (Flying Rigatoni Monster) the Holey Ghost.

Answer 4

I was thinking more along the lines of the meatballs, the sauce, and the noodly appendage. The noodly appendage, of course, would be equivalent to the holy spirit.

Answer 5

"I baptize you in the name of the Spaghetti, Ravioli and Bow Tie Pasta."

Answer 6

three quarks for muster mark

http://hypertextbook.com/physics/modern/qcd/