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what's the best possible job for an out of work Prophet? I'll be needing a lot of money, a company car, and varying, increasing perks. Thank you for your help.

2007-09-03 18:32:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance Careers & Employment Other - Careers & Employment

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Maybe you should call that pink haired lady from TV. sounds just like her job. Can you cry at will? How about you voice, can you sing a hymn with sincerity? I think you have to hire a gigolo or two on the side now and then, like that senator in the bathroom, just to keep your name in lights.

2007-09-03 20:24:34 · answer #1 · answered by Leepal 5 · 1 0

Go on American Idol and be the worst singer and act the most obnoxious and they will let you interview on the red carpet for all kind of ****. Hell they will even put you in commercials. No telling how far you could go from there. HOLLYWOOD here you come.

2007-09-04 07:44:05 · answer #2 · answered by Starr 6 · 1 0

Pimp.

Money will be in cash.

You will need a pimped up ride.

And well the perks....you can work it out for yourself.

How can you be out of work dude, has your prophecy come true? Is so, why did you play the stock market accordingly and make buckets of money.

2007-09-04 01:46:07 · answer #3 · answered by flingebunt 7 · 0 1

For a guy with expertise with black mamba the following are possibilities:
Serpatologist
Repatologist
Venomousologist
Satanologist

2007-09-04 05:18:23 · answer #4 · answered by Me 7 · 2 1

if you were only a midget i would give you the top spot on my next business....

.......but don't worry, i'll think about it!

2007-09-04 07:33:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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