A priest, a minister and a rabi decide to find out who was best at their job, so they each went into the woods to find a bear and convert him.
When they got together, the priest says
"I read to a bear The Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water, next week is his first communion."
The minister tehn says
"I found a bear near a river and read to him the Words of the Lord. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptise him."
Then the two look down at the rabi in a full body cast. The rabi says
" Looking back, maybe I shouldnt have started with circumcision"
2007-09-03 18:22:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
V3RY FUNNY!!!!!!! W0RTH A STAR=]
2007-09-03 18:29:45 · answer #1 · answered by mz_apple_bottom_boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A star 4 u!
2007-09-06 03:14:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2007-09-03 21:23:04 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
i bet he learned his lesson.
2007-09-03 18:51:21 · answer #4 · answered by niiice kitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this one.
2007-09-03 18:29:57 · answer #5 · answered by brooklyn152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! It was funny, and one I haden't heard before! Thanks!
2007-09-03 18:44:47 · answer #6 · answered by Kristi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-03 18:30:28 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Brownstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋