Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, lady answers.
The first man tells the lady about their situation and begs her for a drink. The women says, "Sure, if you **** me."
The first man replies, "I would rather die in this desert, then sleep with your fat smelly ***."
The second man wants to live and agree's to do the deed. The second man and the women enter the shack, leaving the first man outside.
The women says, "**** me then!"
The man agrees to do it only if she will close her eyes. He looks around the shack and sees a table full of corn on the cob. He picks one up, ***** her with it and throws it out the window.
The women opens her eyes and asks for it again. The man agrees and repeats the deed. The women is finally satisfied and agrees to give the gentlman and his friend some water.
The man calls his friend in and informs him that the women is going to give them some water.
The friend replies, "**** the water, I want some more of that buttered corn."
2007-09-03 18:18:28 · 25 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EEOOWW!!! hahahahahaha!!
2007-09-04 07:32:18 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A very nasty joke there Jim. But you got me laughing. I haven't laughed that hard since my mom passed away. Keep them coming.
2007-09-03 18:38:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
in the punchline you need to delete the word **more** and instead say - **The friend replies, "**** the water, I want some of that buttered corn." **
2007-09-03 18:27:23 · answer #3 · answered by ash m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F*** the water, I want more buttered corn & crabs with white sauce.
(Gross, I know.)
2007-09-03 18:31:15 · answer #4 · answered by jan c 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry do not get that, where did the butter come from?
2007-09-03 21:16:20 · answer #5 · answered by Jadore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sure tickled me try again with something better.
2007-09-03 19:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by billako 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tasty joke alright âº
2007-09-03 21:42:09 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww bt very funny
2007-09-04 06:08:43 · answer #8 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK when I get done pucking I'll get back to you.
2007-09-03 18:37:11 · answer #9 · answered by Glinda W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaaaa ......never did like corn.
2007-09-04 12:18:58 · answer #10 · answered by . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that one before and it still makes me cringe
2007-09-03 18:25:49 · answer #11 · answered by brooklyn152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋