I am about to go to bed but I had fun. Thanks for playing with me everyone.
Four men went to play golf one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free."
The second man said, "My son is a car salesman, and now owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded.
The third man , not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."
The fourth man joined them at the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The fist man mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and a go-go dancer at a gay bar." The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, and brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."
2007-09-03 16:29:19 · 20 answers · asked by Patty M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So basically the fourth man's son dated the other three men's sons and they didn't even know it! The door got slammed in their face! I bet they were speechless! That was very good! Thanks for all of the jokes! I enjoyed all of them!
2007-09-03 18:03:13 · answer #1 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-03 18:58:53 · answer #2 · answered by michelle v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made Me Smile But Not Laugh
2007-09-03 16:41:55 · answer #3 · answered by ThaTGuY909 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
New twist on an old joke lolette,
Was a blonde dancer when I heard it.....
Take care and tks for the 2 pts
2007-09-03 17:43:26 · answer #4 · answered by Ric C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy who gets mad at a woman for no longer giving into his desires does not need to have a woman as they do no longer look to be there to be dealt with as some form of on call intercourse toy.the guy relatively does not have any appreciate for women individuals and could by no capacity attempt to get what he needs purely for his very own gratification.it is going to purely paintings while the two human beings concernd are waiting for it to take place that is not any longer one sided and maximum guy's ought to paintings that out previously they even circulate close to a girl.i'm a guy and that form of suggestions-set in the direction of women individuals is a very risky one and my g/f concurs with me as we by no capacity have that concern as we appreciate one yet another and carry one yet another in a more desirable degree than to offer in.
2016-10-17 21:23:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only one to be ashamed of was the used car saleman!
2007-09-03 16:38:34 · answer #6 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought he was going to be a con man but that was funny
2007-09-03 16:36:29 · answer #7 · answered by orajin666 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooooooo. nice one well thnx for final laughter lol gud nite sleep well.
the one who laughs last laughs longer
cheers all
2007-09-03 16:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny!! They must of been shocked!!lol.
2007-09-03 16:34:38 · answer #9 · answered by Quifta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is sooo funny!
2007-09-03 17:02:26 · answer #10 · answered by Ramblin Rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋