A Glaswegian stops before a graveyard in a Gorbals cemetery, and notices a carved tombstone declaring,
"Here lies a lawyer and an honest man..."
"Ach, who'd ever think..." he murmered, "there'd be enough room fer two men in that one wee grave..."
How do you get a Highlander onto the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
2007-09-03 16:25:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good ones, both!
2007-09-03 16:28:44 · answer #1 · answered by Lean on Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I like these kind of jokes.
2007-09-03 23:30:12 · answer #2 · answered by UPESKYMO 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe....I liked the first one pretty well. =D
I have scottish blood in me x)
so maybe I just like anything with scotts.
Reft-
2007-09-03 23:29:25 · answer #3 · answered by Reft 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a homosexual scot?
a gay lick
2007-09-03 23:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by Sid B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha very good one
2007-09-03 23:34:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are good ones! lol
2007-09-04 01:43:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-04 00:11:07 · answer #7 · answered by Candidus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess
2007-09-03 23:29:28 · answer #8 · answered by Max 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice...
2007-09-03 23:30:33 · answer #9 · answered by pb b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL thanks for the laugh.
2007-09-03 23:33:40 · answer #10 · answered by Patty M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋