I want to start a praying mantis fighting enterprise. I am going to train them all like Rocky Balboa. I have one of them right now and I am going to try to find him a mate. There is one that lives up the street in a garden. Do you think people will pay to see praying mantises fight?
2007-09-03 15:05:07 · 7 answers · asked by No 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
First what Michael Vick did is something that isn't remotely funny, your question is funny except that part.
Dogs are animals, a praying mantis is an insect so I don't see your punishment being the same.
2007-09-03 15:17:51 · answer #1 · answered by justgetitright 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, regarding you finding him a mate - do alittle research on their mating habits, because it is said that after they mate, the female will bite the male's head off and eat him.
Second, I personally don't think that it would be interesting enough to draw a crowd. I once owned a slug racing enterprise, and it just didn't go over very well with the betters. However, my armadillo racing faired quite nicely.
2007-09-03 15:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by pastafarian1 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Forget about dog fighting, he's still trying to figure out how to get that marijuana past security checks since he's going to be flying a lot soon.
2016-05-20 22:47:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could wind up in jail. Praying mantises are protected in Pennsylvania.
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By the way, I wonder if when he was in school, he ever claimed the dog ate his homework.
2007-09-03 15:15:55 · answer #4 · answered by TedEx 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh. You'd have to fight males who hadn't bred or females, because when the praying mantis breeds the female bites the head off of the male.
2007-09-03 15:32:51 · answer #5 · answered by .. 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ahhahaha great idea
i would watch that and bet on one
lol
2007-09-03 15:12:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
why not worm wrestling?
2007-09-03 15:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋