Subject: TO BE 6 AGAIN
Troy was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife turning back
and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
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I'd like to be six again, she replied, still
looking in the mirror.
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On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,and
then took her to Six Flags
theme park. What a day ! He put her on every
ride in the park; the Death Slide,the Wall of
Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster...
everything there was. Five hours Later they
staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
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He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda
pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous
adventure ! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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Troy leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like
being six again ??
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression
suddenly changed.
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I meant my Dress Size, you dumb *** !!
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The moral of the story: Even when a man is
listening, he is going to get it wrong.
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2007-09-03 14:37:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that iz hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need some more of your jokes, they r very funny. well, c ya!
2007-09-03 14:43:11 · answer #1 · answered by CARULZ1590 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Troy
2007-09-03 19:07:35 · answer #2 · answered by michelle v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know some thing about soul mate " they under stand what her /his partner will think / act / do etc " such a life is appreciated and available for 1 in millions -gods grace
they are linked by soul not by body or feelings
{such mate wont live a long life also if one die unexpectedly other will also leave this world with in a very short span - they will be truthful , honest to each other }
others are just life mate tell some thing guess other thing
it goes like that
2007-09-03 17:35:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice!
2007-09-03 22:17:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi bro
u deserve a star from me
it made me laugh
good work dude
2007-09-03 19:25:39 · answer #5 · answered by kool_karan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HeHeHe
2007-09-03 21:26:02 · answer #6 · answered by Issak D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAWLZ!
Another moral is you can never make a woman happy...
2007-09-03 14:42:04 · answer #7 · answered by Keeping Watch in the Night 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thnx for the laugh
2007-09-03 14:45:30 · answer #8 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol omg that was so funny
2007-09-03 14:50:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww, he was so nice! I can't believe her!
2007-09-03 17:31:13 · answer #10 · answered by Just Me :-) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, he gets points for the thought i guess....
2007-09-03 16:11:00 · answer #11 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋