There's a duck staying in a hotel and he's having a few drinks in the bar when he notices Babyblue sitting alone and starts chatting with her.
They hit it off, so the duck suggests going back to his room for a nightcap.
Babyblue agrees.
One thing leads to another and they end up on the bed.
This is all very unexpected for the duck who's totally unprepared.
He rings room service and asks if they can supply hin with a cond*m.
"Certainly sir," a voice on the end of the phone replies..."Shall I put it on your bill?"
The duck yells back: "What do you think I am, some sort of pervert?
2007-09-03 13:53:51 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Steveeeee....you're in the jokes section not the 'questions section' (how many more ppl)
2007-09-03 14:01:59 · update #1
LOL A perverted duck! Now thats a picture I can laugh at, but Babyblue Dressed in rubber brandishing a whip is a picture I mught prefer to have mmmmmmmmmmmm?
2007-09-03 14:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Duck
2007-09-07 12:41:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny but mines better
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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours"
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said," About an hour and half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favour.
Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how
long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
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Bill, tears in his eyes, said, "Your house."
2007-09-10 16:12:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Babyblue agrees
2007-09-09 12:28:44 · answer #4 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rubber duck.
2007-09-03 20:58:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it but its still somehow funny
sry ... edit...
i get it now cus he has a bill on his face and he thinks he wants to put the (ondom on the bill on his facce not the bill he has to pay!! lol
2007-09-10 20:20:09 · answer #6 · answered by LarsR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry sir. But I am not at liberty to answer that question.
2007-09-09 18:10:21 · answer #7 · answered by TWOBOB 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That joke isn't so far a strong joke but you tried. Thank you
2007-09-09 15:24:54 · answer #8 · answered by jasmim b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is cool. I hope you don't mind I am going to use it in the office.
2007-09-03 21:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by lizaruth131 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahahhaaaaaaaa, that really was a good one hun, bb's going to pee her pants at that one lol.
2007-09-03 21:22:21 · answer #10 · answered by smila 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋