A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying "Jesus is watching you" He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."Freaked out, he shone his light around, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot."Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?" "Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?people named dogJesus
2007-09-03 13:25:02 · 8 answers · asked by Brian N 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is funny
2007-09-03 13:29:56 · answer #1 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very good
2007-09-03 20:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by flutterby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You rushed the ending... It's "The kind of people who would name a watch dog 'Jesus'. "
2007-09-03 20:39:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Might have been funny if you hadn't botched the punch line.
2007-09-03 20:37:23 · answer #4 · answered by The Lord of Tumladen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old joke, not funny anymore.
2007-09-03 20:31:38 · answer #5 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm no
2007-09-03 20:28:36 · answer #6 · answered by Lars 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just ok :)
2007-09-03 22:02:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? viena ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
idk. kinda...
2007-09-03 20:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋