Larry had worked all his life, had saved all his money and was a realu miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife "When I die, I want you to take all of MY money and place it in the coffin with me. I want to take it with me to heaven."
After Larry died, he was stretched out in the casket, his Betty sitting there dressed in black, with her friends. When they finished the ceremoney and were just about to close the casket, Betty shouts "Wait a minute". She then places a small metal box into the casket with Larry, just as she promised.
When she sat back down, her friends all leaned over to her and asked, "You didn't put all that money in there with larry did you?"
Betty replied "Listen, I am a christian, I cannot go back on my word, I promised larry that I was going to put the money into the casket with him, so I wrote him a check for the full amount. The rest is safely in the bank for me to spend.
2007-09-03 13:16:27 · 10 answers · asked by ♥STREAKER♥©℗† 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She is a genius!
2007-09-03 13:21:58 · answer #1 · answered by tig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she said that she was a christian, she lied she did not place the money in the casket a check is not money she was thinking of herself and not of what she promised her husband
2007-09-03 20:40:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart woman!
2007-09-04 04:32:56 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart woman!
2007-09-04 02:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by michelle v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard something like that befor It is cute
2007-09-03 20:23:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one
2007-09-03 21:52:17 · answer #6 · answered by rave 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good thinking.
2007-09-03 21:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was smooth as hell! I have to give her credit for that!
2007-09-03 20:23:28 · answer #8 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a very good joke....clever!
2007-09-03 22:22:25 · answer #9 · answered by JoUrNeE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=D
2007-09-04 05:30:12 · answer #10 · answered by bong bong bang 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋