WOMEN'S OPINION PLEASE....Opening conversations? (some are funny)?

Question

I got a quick question for all of you women. What is the best opening line for a guy who is interested in you or wants to go out with you?

Here are some examples:

1) "Dental Floss...Before or after you brush?"
2) "Can you take a sincere compliment, so can I so you go first"
3) "So whats the worst pick up line you've heard so far"
4) "Hey my mom has the same necklace you're wearing"
5) "So what do you got going for yourself other than your looks"
6) "I need a girls opinion about my necklace"
7) "Hey, my friends got that dress"
8) "I like your short hair but you'd be prettier with longer hair"
9) "You remind me of my grandma.....you have the same energy she has."
10) "Do you beleive in ESP? Think of a number between 1 and 4."
11) "Hi my name is....."(I think this one is really lame because it creeps a lot of girls out)

Would any of these work on you? If not, got anything better or funnier to engage in conversation?

Some of you have got a great sense of humor. Can anyone give me any lines that are dumber so I could make more people laugh? Good to see that many of you are entertained.

Answer 1

) "Dental Floss...Before or after you brush?" - never ask girls about oral hygine make syou look like you have none.

2) "Can you take a sincere compliment, so can I so you go first" might work on soem girls might not i wouldnt try it

3) "So whats the worst pick up line you've heard so far" - i liek this one

4) "Hey my mom has the same necklace you're wearing"
never talk to a girl you r trying to pick up about your mom!

5) "So what do you got going for yourself other than your looks" - sound mean to me soemhow

6) "I need a girls opinion about my necklace" - guys shouldnt wearneckless as aboput soemthing else otherwise this ones good

7) "Hey, my friends got that dress" - friend- girlfriend to close sounding - try thats a ncie dress.

8) "I like your short hair but you'd be prettier with longer hair"- do thisif you wanna get hit

9) "You remind me of my grandma.....you have the same energy she has." - see question8

10) "Do you beleive in ESP? Think of a number between 1 and 4." try one and three then you will deffinetly be right

11) "Hi my name is....."(I think this one is really lame because it creeps a lot of girls out) i like this one worded slightlydiffrent like hi im----- whats your name

is your name as pretty as your face
i lost my number can i have yours
i was watching you watching me so i thought id say hi

best of luck rememr smile and confidense never put yourself down if you dont like you why will she?

Answer 2

Well you asked for a woman's opinion so here goes.
1. Lame you should not refer to personal hygiene as an opener.
2. Cute
3. That one is the worst I've ever heard.
4. You never compare a prospective date to your mother it is an instant turn off.
5. Compliment and insult at the same time.
6. Could work as an opener
7. Guy friend or girl friend. Another comparison and not good.
8. Insulting her by telling her she is not quite pretty enough.
9. Again never compare to any of your female relatives. Unless you have a cousin that is a super model.
10. Cute.
11. Yeah I have to somewhat agree with you on this one. It is a bit forward for an opener.

Answer 3

I recommend you try number 8. See how that works out for ya. =]

Just kidding. Umm...out of that list, I would only possibly use 3. They are all pretty weird, sorry. Except number 11, at least it doesn't SOUND like a pickup line. You want to creep her out, you use 9.

My boyfriend got me by coming up to me when I was sitting on the edge of an ice rink, drinking hot chocolate. He skated up, leaned against the the railing, and went, "So, what's your sign?" It made me laugh really hard, and I ended up skating around with him and a week later he asked me out. =]

Answer 4

8) "I like your short hair but you'd be prettier with longer hair"

Um about as nice as youd be really cute if you lost weight.

These are bad hon. Dont do pick up lines. Be your self. These SOUND like pick up lines. Which is well unatractive

Answer 5

Well If You Dont Want Any Girls In Your Life.. Sure =]

Answer 6

those are by far the worst pick up lines i have EVER heard

Answer 7

lol most of them are kinda random except the 11th one. it wouldnt creep me out

Answer 8

Dude, these are horrible.

Tell her that she looks disgusting in the given lighting

Answer 9

lol, as funny as they are, none of them would work.

maybe 11 though. :)

Answer 10

Try saying hello, how are you? and be sincere.