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Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June.

The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well, of course I threw them in the trash," she replied.

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns.
"What did you do?" they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.

The third nun fainted.

2007-09-03 13:06:37 · 13 answers · asked by h_biatch 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

i think its hysterical

2007-09-03 13:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by L a V a S u R f E r 2 · 0 0

Oh, so the third nun fainted because she knew that their father was going to get someone pregnant because the second nun had poked holes in all of his condoms! They'll be having another sibling on the way!

2007-09-03 20:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0 0

So is this implying that the 3rd nun did the Father? if so then thats funny!!

2007-09-03 20:51:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

LOL
9 out of 10
fyi the third one fainted when she heard that the condom had holes

2007-09-03 20:14:38 · answer #4 · answered by Masaki 367 2 · 1 0

Nice!

2007-09-04 05:19:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HeHeHe

2007-09-04 04:29:12 · answer #6 · answered by Issak D 2 · 0 0

good .. except i heard a similar one before..

2007-09-03 20:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by Luken 5 · 0 0

ha ha that was very funny I love it

2007-09-03 20:21:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

why did the third nun faint??....??

2007-09-03 20:12:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

This is a good joke...

2007-09-03 22:25:34 · answer #10 · answered by JoUrNeE 3 · 0 0

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