Anally - occuring yearly
Artery - study of paintings
Bacteria - back door of cafeteria
Barium - what doctors do when treatment fails
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - A, E, I, O, or U
Caesarian section - district in Rome
Cat scan - searching for kitty
Cauterize - made eye contact with her
Colic - sheep dog
Coma - a punctuation mark
Condom - small apartment complex
Congenital - friendly
D+C - where Washington is
Diaphram - drawing in geometry
Diarrhea - journal of daily events
Dilate - to live long
Enema - not a friend
Fallopian Tube - part of a tv set
Fester - quicker
Fetus - character in "Gunsmoke"
Fibula - a small lie
Genitals - people of non-jewish origins
G. I. Series - soldiers` ball game
Grippe - suitcase
Hangnail - coat hook
Impotent - distinguished, well known
Intense pain - torture in a teepee
Labor pain - got hurt at work
Medical staff - doctor`s cane
Menopause - button on the VHS remote control
Menstrual cycle - thing with three wheels
Morbid - higher offer
Nitrates - cheaper than day rates
Node - was aware of
Outpatient - person who had fainted
Pap smear - fatherhood test
Pelvis - cousin of Elvis
Post operative - letter carrier
Protein - favoring young people
Rectum - d*mn near killed `em
Recovery room - place to do upholstery
Rheumatic - amorous
Scar - rolled tobacco leaf
Scrotum - small planet near Uranus
Secretion - hiding anything
Seizure - Roman emperor
Serology - study of knighthood
Tablet - small tablet
Terminal illness - sickness at airport
Testicles - found on an octopus
Tibia - country in North Africa
Tumor - an extra pair
Umbilical chord - part of a parachute
Urine - opposite of you`re out
Vagina - heart trouble
Varicose - located nearby
Vein - conceited
Vulva - automobile from Sweden
2007-09-03 12:20:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont get it
2007-09-03 12:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
MEN
don't cha just love em' and their definitions?
Marital aid-first aid kit for sick aliens
G spot-brand of deodarant for athletes
Labia-left wing government
Fashion-doing up the buttons on an Anorak
Contraception-lobby of a hotel
Anniversary-remebering important moments in football history
2007-09-03 12:45:24 · answer #2 · answered by TroutSniff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`m blond and understand all of it,it is funny,congrats,but,let me set u a challenge, when doing this next time try and do it with all the letters from the alphabet u missed out J,K,Q,W,X,and Z. LOL.I`ll be waiting.......
2007-09-03 13:59:45 · answer #3 · answered by mistress midnight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm blond but I find this is HILARIOUS. I don't take offence cause I'm not dumb.
Oh by the way you can tell almost any blond joke and substitute George Bush for the blond and it works.
2007-09-03 13:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by King Man 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2007-09-03 12:31:23 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tiff & king man: get them together & see the peroxide flow!
Actually, they both seem like nice, intelligent peeps wiv a
bitov a sense of yumer innit?
2007-09-03 13:46:35 · answer #6 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats it w/ ppl & their stupid "blonde" jokes???
im blonde but i understand practically all of those definitions!! youre making us look bad, 4 WHAT reason???
hair has nothing 2do w/ smarts!
actually, everytime i find a "blonde" joke, i 4get that im even blonde & therefore 4get that its pointing 2me.(its dirty blonde, brown away from lite, blondey in lite)
i suppose im gunna ruin it 4 every1 cuz im blonde & understand the definitions that "im not supposed 2".
2007-09-03 12:34:52 · answer #7 · answered by Tiff 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
okay but not that funny and I know some people that really think like that and they are not blond
2007-09-03 12:30:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
haha
awesome!!
=D
2007-09-03 12:25:30 · answer #9 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely brilliant. starred.
2007-09-03 12:31:22 · answer #10 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yer I'm blond and i get it, very funny
2007-09-03 12:28:45 · answer #11 · answered by old-bag 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋