never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words That every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in Touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just Love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new Shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
2007-09-03 12:05:02 · 6 answers · asked by *mommy to 3 boys* 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As a women I shouldn't laugh but that was good! Here's a star.
2007-09-03 19:24:27 · answer #1 · answered by michelle v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha pretty funny.
worth reading anyway.
2007-09-03 12:15:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
=]
2007-09-03 12:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really cute
2007-09-03 12:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-03 12:15:40 · answer #5 · answered by kid rock 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny :)
2007-09-03 20:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by sharonsmineonly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋