New Joke on Marrying a New York Girl[Star if funny]?

Question

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.

He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to
a clean house and the dishes were done.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was
better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and
he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from New York. He told her that her
duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite
to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper

Answer 1

Dude thats hilarious. Awesome.

I starred lol < Best Answer

Answer 2

Funny! 100!

Answer 3

cute but I get married in march and we live together and he does what I ask him to. he does the dishes washes the laundry, he cooks and I can still get him to go to work every day

Answer 4

for me, itll be lone sex for a month - especially if i actually DID some cleaning....

Answer 5

wierd, but funny

Answer 6

lol...sounds about rite

Answer 7

This is funny...

Answer 8

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
lol